Limericks for Display



Two elephants Harry and Faye -

Couldn't kiss with their trunks in the way,

So they boarded a plane,

They're now kissing in Maine,

'Cause their trunks got sent on to L.A.


By Kathryn Leon


There was a young lady of Wilts,

Who walked up to Scotland on stilts;

When they said it is shocking

To show so much stocking,

She answered, "Then what about kilts?"

By Charles W. Cooper

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