Steps to Telling a
Joke There are five steps
to telling a joke:
1. Before Starting
2. Selecting the Joke 3.
The Set-up 4.
The Delivery 5.
The Punch-line
Before
Starting Remember
this... * Good grooming is
important. Be sure to look presentable. * Being personally offensive or threatening isn't
funny.
Selecting a
Joke Remember
this... * Short jokes are
usually better than long jokes. * Know something about your audience before trying to tell them a
joke. * Before telling a
joke to someone, put yourself in his/her shoes. * Know yourself. * Pick a funny joke.
The Set-up
Remember this...
* Avoid trite or inappropriate
set-ups. * If you are
unsure that the jokee hasn't already heard the joke, don't ask them by using
the punch line to describe the joke.
The Delivery
Remember this... * Tell the joke in a language your audience
speaks. * Tell the joke to
a crowd who will understand the context. * Don't try to use a foreign language if you
dont know how to pronounce it. * Use full sentences. * Don't use contractions or TLAs (Three Letter
Acronyms). * Don't touch a
cliché or a pun with a ten-foot pole. * Don't use profanity. * Avoid jokes requiring accents if you can't do the required
accent.
The Punch-line
Remember this... * Before telling a joke, clearly remember the
punch line so, when you get to the end of the joke, you don't mess it
up. * If you don't
remember a joke's punch line clearly, a cardinal rule is the funny part always
belongs at the end. * A
premature punch line is never a good one.
Notes from: http://www.yucc..yorku.ca/~dmitryb/fun/tell_jokes
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