Our Side of the Mountain

a shopping cart

The Cart that Suckered ME

Oh, look! There’s another sucker coming through the open doors, and she is going to pick me. Oh well! I’ll show her some lessons or two about grocery shopping. Oh, now she is going to pick some 2 dozens eggs and milk. Oh look, and butter! I’ll know what to do with her. I’m pretending that I’m happy and cheerful. I’m going to fake my wheels won’t work. Look at her! She is so happy buying stuff. Here are a few people; they are in my way. Oops! She dropped her eggs all over the people’s clothes. It was so funny. But she was really mad at me. She knew that I hit into her on purpose. She paid for a couple of things. And after she was done with me she threw me in the cart aisle. I mean she THREW me! I think I have a busted wheel. I don’t blame her. Who’s the sucker now?

Mary Simon
February 22, 2005