Reading Comprehension #14018

WILLY. WILLY. Loaded with it. Loaded! What is he stealing? He’s giving it back, isn’t he? Why is he stealing? What did I tell him? I never in my life told him anything but decent things.

Happy in pajamas has come down the stairs; Willy suddenly becomes aware of Happy‘s presence.
HAPPY. Let’s go now, come on.
WILLY. (sitting down at the kitchen table). Huh! Why did she have to wax the floors herself? Every time she waxes the floors she keels over. She knows that!
HAPPY. Shh! Take it easy. What brought you back tonight?
WILLY. I got an awful scare. Nearly hit a kid in Yonkers. God! Why didn’t I go to Alaska with my brother Ben that time! Ben! That man was a genius, that man was success incarnate! What a mistake! He begged me to go.
HAPPY. Well, there’s no use in - -
WILLY. You guys! There was a man started with the clothes on his back and ended up with diamond mines!
HAPPY. Boy, someday I’d like to know how he did it.
WILLY. What’s the mystery? He knew what he wanted and went out and got it! Walked into a jungle, and comes out, the age of twenty-one, and he’s rich! The world is an oyster, but you don’t crack it open on a mattress!
HAPPY. Pop, I told you I’m gonna retire you for life.
WILLY. You’ll retire me for life on seventy goddammned dollars a week? And your women and your car and your apartment, and you’ll retire me for life! Christ’s sake, I couldn’t get past Yonkers today! Where are you guys? Where are you? The woods are burning! I can’t drive a car!

Adult Basic Education