Excerpt from The Magic Christian

Terry Southern

Out of the grey granite morass of Wall Street rises one building like a heron of fire, soaring up in blue-white astonishment — Number 18 Wall — a rocket of glass and blinding copper. It is the Grand Investment Building,
perhaps the most contemporary business structure in our country, known in circles of high finance simply as Grand’s.
Offices of Grand’s are occupied by companies, which deal in mutual funds — giant and fantastic corporations whose policies define the shape of nations.
August Guy Grand himself was a billionaire. He had 180 million cash deposit in New York banks, and this ready capital was, of course, a part of his gross holdings.
In the beginning, Grand’s associates, wealthy men themselves, saw nothing extraordinary about him, a reticent man of simple tastes, they thought, a man who had inherited most of his money and had preserved it through large safe investments in steel, rubber, and oil. What his associates managed to see in Grand was usually a reflection of their own dullness: a club member, a dinner guest, a possibility, a threat — a man whose holdings represented a prospect and a danger. But this was to do injustice to Grand‘s private life, because his private life was atypical. For one thing, he was the last of the big spenders; and for another, he had a very unusual attitude towards people — he spent about ten million a year in, as he expressed it himself “making it hot for them.