Reading Comprehension #14019

Who‘s Afraid of Virginia Woolf (Excerpt)

by Edward Albee

GEORGE Your father has tiny red eyes...like a white mouse. In fact, he is a white mouse.
MARTHA You wouldn’t dare say a thing like that if he was here! You’re a coward!
GEORGE (to HONEY and NICK)- You know ... that great shock of white hair, and those little beady red eyes ... a great big white mouse.
MARTHA George hates Daddy ... not for anything Daddy’s done to him, but for his own...
GEORGE (nodding ... finishing it for her) - inadequacies.
MARTHA (offended) — You think I’m kidding? You think I’m joking? I never joke ... I don’t have a sense of humour. (Almost pouting.) I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour. (Affirmatively.) I have no sense of humour! After I got done with college and stuff, I came back here and sort of... sat around, for a while. I wasn’t married or anything ... and I came back here and sort of sat around for a while. I was hostess for Daddy and I took care of him ... and it was ... nice. It was very nice. And I got the idea, about then, that I’d marry into the college ... Why don’t you come over here and sit by me?
NICK (indicating HONEY, who is barely with it) — I ... don’t think I ... should ... I ...
MARTHA Suit yourself. So, I was sort of on the lookout, for prospects with the new men. And a lot of the new men were married. (With a strange smile.) Like you, baby. But then along came George. WHO was young ... intelligent and ... bushy-tailed, and ... sort of cute ... if you can imagine it ...

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