Reading Comprehension #14019

MARTHA (so-thereish)- Well, I am.
GEORGE I wouldn’t, if I were you.
MARTHA Oh ... you wouldn’t. Well, you’re not!
GEORGE Now, you’ve already sprung a leak about you-know-what...
MARTHA (a duck)- What? What?
GEORGE about the apple of your eye ... the sprout ... the little bugger (Spits it out.) ... our son ... and if you start in on this other business, I warn you, Martha, it’s going to make me angry.
MARTHA I stand warned! (Pause ... then, to HONEY and NICK). I had it all planned out ... He was the groom ... he was going to be groomed. He’d take over some day ... first, he’d take over the History Department, and then, when Daddy retired, he’d take over the college ... you know? That’s the way it was supposed to be. (To GEORGE.) You getting angry, baby? Hunh? (Now back.) Daddy seemed to think it was a pretty good idea, too. For a while. Until he watched for a couple of years! (To GEORGE again.) You getting angrier? (Now back.) Until he watched for a couple of years and started thinking that maybe Georgie-boy didn’t have the stuff... that he didn’t have it in him!
GEORGE Stop it, Martha!
MARTHA (viciously triumphant)- The hell I will! You see, George didn’t have much ... push ... he wasn’t particularly aggressive. In fact he was sort of a ... (Spits the word at GEORGE’S back.) ... a FLOP! A great ... big ... fat FLOP! (CRASH! Immediately after FLOP! GEORGE breaks a bottle against the portable bar and stands there, still.

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