Narrator: This is a story about a typical day in a rural community in the local café at coffee time. It seems that the local farmers like to sit around and discuss the weather.
Man 1: Is it cold enough for you yet?
Man 2: Nah, this isn’t cold yet.
Man 1: It is 40 below out there with a wind blowin’ so strong that the crows are leaving for California.
Man 2: This isn’t cold. Why, I remember the winter of ’52, it was so cold that the dogs stayed away from the fire hydrants.