OUR TRIP TO FRENCHY'S
By Alias

We all met at Reg's store. We signed a birthday card for Jason's big day the thoughtfulness of Antonija. We headed off to Frenchy's. We all got there in one piece.

We went in and everyone was off. I went over to the men's section. We were supposed to find an outfit for work. As I'm disabled I got myself a nice pair of black Gap jeans and a purple Levi shirt. I paid almost six dollars. Adam was looking at some dress pants with a white pin striped shirt. Along came his little machine who had found a beautiful little black number that will make Adam go wild. I went over to see how Christine was doing. I think she scored all the sweaters her hamper could handle. Ruth scored a cream colored sweater and picked a few things for the grandchildren. I went over to the kinky ladies' underwear bin and picked out a sexy number for Brigitte and her Adolph. She blushed and moved away. Then she and Antonija went over to the fitting rooms to try on their treasures. Brigitte put on a nice cream colored sweater and pants to match but she didn't keep it. Antonija went in and came out with a stunning pink bridesmaid's dress and a mink coat on her shoulder. She looked hotter than a two dollar pistol, and will make a handsome bride. She thought she looked like Mimi on Drew Carey. The picture queen was on the scene AKA Christine. Everyone was having a good time, with lots of laughter. We headed off to Tim Horton's for coffee and treats. We all had a good chat and headed home.