THE ANIMAL
Julie Goodwin

Once upon a time there was a guy who was training to be a policeman. One day he was driving somewhere and got into a car accident. Some strange guy got him out of the car and brought him back to his place. It was a kind of lab. He had all kinds of animals there. The only way the guy could save the police student was to use animal parts.

The next morning the student woke up in the lab. He was wondering where he was. The "doctor" explained why the student was there and what had happened to him.

The student wanted to leave. So he went and had many experiences in his new life. He didn't notice anything for a couple of days. Then he started acting like a dog. When someone threw a chicken bone in the garbage the dog instinct had him digging through the garbage. When he went to the airport with the cops he went through the place where they check to see if they have any bad stuff on them. The student who had the weird surgery could smell dope up a suspect's bum. He put gloves on and proved it. The police put the suspect in lock up. The "student" was wondering why he was acting in this way. The "doctor" told him the reason and said to eat a lot and try to fight stuff. The "student" tried to follow this advice.

The cops brought him to a place where there was a whole lot of people. He saw a kid drowning. He went and saved him. He was swimming like a seal and everybody laughed.

The "student" met a girl that had the same operation and they got together and had kids. They lived a happy life together.