1. Why can't people living in Rigolet be buried in St. John's? THEY'RE
ALIVE
2. If you went into a room and you had a match and there was an oil
lamp, and oil heater, a wood burning stove and a candle, which would you light
first? THE MATCH
3. A farmer had 17 sheep and all but
nine died. How many did he have left? NINE
4.
What is the centre of gravity? THE LETTER V
5. What
is the first thing a farmer sets in a garden? A FOOT
6.
When is a doctor most annoyed? WHEN HE LOSES HIS PATIENTS
7.
What always happens after a dry spell? IT RAINS
8.
What is the best way to keep a skunk from smelling? HOLD ITS NOSE